Perhaps, but the Plasma Rifle is Mightier than the Pen
The following totally sums up my feelings about myself: no matter how stylish the haircut, how well-cut the suit, how menacing the glower, my inner nerd places a pen behind my ear and crumples any prospective menace or cool like a foil cupcake liner.
By the way… there’s no way that a man with a pen in his ear can look cool, even with a big gun.
Literally, I just sit looking like this…
Even if I press [the trigger] all it would do is your taxes.
I think I may need to be Jon Stewart with a Big Fucking Gun and a pen for Hallowe’en.
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Anonymous said,
23 October, 2005 at 3:36 am
I find Jon Stewart extremely attractive no matter what.
Douglas said,
24 October, 2005 at 6:49 pm
I have a pen behind my ear as I read this.